bitchassity 

Suffering from bitchassness. Another way of saying that something is full of bitchassness.

"That guy they have on the bench is fire but the dude that starts at the point is pure bitchassity".

bitchassity by ChocolateSoul March 1, 2009

bitchassery 

bitchassery noun -
1. the act or instance of being a bitchass; the lack of courage to face even innocuous situations
2. participating in a deceptive and cowardly act
3. irritating behavior; reminiscent of a fretful whiny nuisance
4. the condition itself

What is this bitchassery that's gotten into you!

--synonyms pusillanimity, timidity
--antonyms real niggas, chivalry

bitchassery by Kariem September 19, 2007

Bitchasitis 

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.

Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.

Bitchasitis by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010

Bitchassidness 

Bitchassidness (adjective) - The act of, or the tendency to, participate in and/or condone being a bitch ass.

I accused my brother of bitchassidness when he blew off watching football, to go watch Sex and the City 2 with his girlfriend.

Bitchassidness by Mr. LargeGoodus September 2, 2010

Bitchassery 

The act of being a dumb bitch and/or doing or saying stupid bitchy things to cause problems.

"What kind of bitchassery is she up to today?"

Bitchassery by CeeGee! May 12, 2018

Bitchasseyness 

The attitude of a starving anorexic bitch on her period during Fashin Week in New York.

Bring your Bitchasseyness attitude somewhere else. We are all stocked up here.

Bitchasseyness by skinnyho September 16, 2009

Terminal Bitchosity 

like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.

A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.

Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.

Terminal Bitchosity by OMGR8US September 26, 2009