Definitions by OMGR8US
Quantum Brain Fart
is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.
He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.
Quantum Brain Fart by OMGR8US October 8, 2012
TWI
Texting While Intoxicated
guy 1: "Dude I texted the admin assistant from the bar last night and it was totally wrong. I think she told our boss"
guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"
guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"
6 Degrees of Procrastination
the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.
guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.
girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.
girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.
6 Degrees of Procrastination by OMGR8US May 11, 2011
Flybernate
A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.
Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.
Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.
Flybernate by OMGR8US January 26, 2011
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Flybernate
A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.
Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.
Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.
Flybernate by OMGR8US January 26, 2011