OMGR8US's definitions

Quantum Brain Fart

is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.

He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.

by OMGR8US October 8, 2012

TWI

Texting While Intoxicated

guy 1: "Dude I texted the admin assistant from the bar last night and it was totally wrong. I think she told our boss"

guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"

by OMGR8US May 11, 2011

6 Degrees of Procrastination

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.

guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.

by OMGR8US May 11, 2011

Flybernate

A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.

Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.

person a: "How was your flight?"

person b: "No clue. I decided to flybernate since I hate flying."

by OMGR8US January 26, 2011

Bootyloin

Slang term for hot piece of ass derived from booty and tenderloin.

person a: "Did you see that cute guy???"

person b: "That is some grade A Prime Bootyloin!"

by OMGR8US January 26, 2011

Flybernate

A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.

Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.

person a: "How was your flight?"

person b: "No clue. I decided to flybernate since I hate flying."

by OMGR8US January 26, 2011

PEBMAB

Problem Exists Between Mouth And Brain

He always pisses people off as soon as he speaks. Clearly, he has a raging case of PEBMAB.

Example 1:

Person 1: "You know you really should stand up straight"
Person 2: "Thanks jerk, I'll remember that. Too bad my scoliosis is an issue for you"

by OMGR8US September 26, 2009