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A fat-ass bitch who ruins your holiday by ratting you out to your boss for being late on Christmas.
That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.
by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 23, 2009
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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