2 definitions by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK

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A fat-ass bitch who ruins your holiday by ratting you out to your boss for being late on Christmas.
That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.
by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 23, 2009
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A logical fellatio is a logical fallacy employed to obtain oral sex.
Dr. Steve: Rebecca, I want a blowjob.
Rebecca: No. You're married.
Dr. Steve: So are you. That makes it OK.
Rebecca: Curses! You have trapped me with a logical fellatio. OK, whip it out.
by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 24, 2009
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