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bitch-it 

A popular approach in first person shooters, to bitch-it is the act of avoiding all conflict in favour of biding time and hiding until the right moment. At this moment, the bitchers will spring into action and attempt to seize the glory.

Seen by some as a cowardly pathetic act, it is just simply a more intellectual approach...
Michael : What's the plan then?
Tom : I suggest we bitch-it in this house until the final circle.
Michael : Usual plan then.
bitch-it by MrTeacherMan April 13, 2020
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bitch it forward 

When someone's asshole/bitch moves precipitate problems onto everyone else, thus causing a chain reaction of poor decision making in order to adapt. Basically, it's the asshole version of " pay it forward ".
Example 1:

Unsuspecting Recipient-"Hey, their boss is acting like an asshole, now the whole office is pissed off and testy towards everyone else."
Smart Guy-"............Yeah, he bitched it forward".

Example 2:

Lazy assholes can't return the shopping cart to the return ally. Next thing you know, there are four different carts on each corner of your bumper, so you push them off to the next spot. "Thanks for bitching it forward assholes".

Example 3:

No one in the audience was standing and everyone could see just fine. Suddenly, one person stands, causing other people to stand. That forces you to stand just so you can see, but that screws everyone sitting in back of you. You just bitched it forward!

Example 4:

Someone parks like a douche bag, causing you to park the same way next to them. While you are inside, they leave and someone else pulls it their spot and has to park like an asshole to fit next to your shitty parking. Thus causing everyone to continuously bitch it forward.
bitch it forward by djbk1200 August 29, 2013

bitch it up 

(v.) To scratch, ding, bend, scuff, or otherwise cause damage to a precious object.
"Sure, I'll let you borrow my car. But I just had it waxed, so don't bitch it up."
bitch it up by Magikid September 2, 2009

Bitch it (vape)

To intentionally inhale someone’s vape cloud when they blow it out. Can also refer to smoking cigarettes; similar to a second hand smoke but with the intention of getting nicotine in your system.
“Can I bitch it (vape)” aka to hit a used vape cloud out of severe nicotine desperation
Bitch it (vape) by Littledenim42069 November 29, 2025

Itch it or Bitch it 

A theory of conflict which purports that, when faced with an interpersonal conflict, one can choose to 1.) confront the person directly (i.e., "itch it") or choose to complain about the conflict to those who can do nothing to change it (i.e., "bitch it"). Similar to Fight vs. Flight.
Home girl fell pray to the itch it or bitch it phenomenon; she can go on and keep telling her cousin about it, but what she needs to do is talk with dude, feel me!?
Itch it or Bitch it by Phatad December 5, 2011

son mo bitch it 

Injury that hurts like a bitch
Son mo bitch it,that Hurts like hell what the duck.
son mo bitch it by Kitty Minx May 31, 2018

take it bitch 

The Rad Brad's famous quote.
*destroys alien's face* "OH, TAKE IT BITCH!
take it bitch by Lime Taje May 14, 2016
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