by MrTeacherMan March 20, 2021
The term, social butterbitch, derives from the universally known phrase 'social butterfly'. A social butterbitch is someone who socialises with lots of different people but on a purely lame level. They try too hard and it's cringe worthy.
by MrTeacherMan February 18, 2022
'Sue Dawe' is written into ancient Devon folklore as being a truly terrible monster. Just like the famous Dartmoor beast, Sue Dawe struck fear into the hearts of local men and women during the late 1800s. Her sausage arms would strangle local pig farmers to death in the dead of night leaving their families to discover the bodies with a sliver of Sicilian tart next to them. In modern times, people use the term 'Sue Dawe' to describe anything at all frightening or unpleasant.
by MrTeacherMan December 31, 2024
Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
A pureman is a man (see pure-she for the female equivalent) who unintentionally lives a highly principled and stereotypically 'good' life hence the use of 'pure'. For example, they'll have an exemplary diet - carefully rationing out sweet treats for up to years as they want to ensure their body receives only the purest and most nutritious food types. They are also highly educated and well read but will neither present as arrogant nor pompous instead showing absolute understanding and balance when in a sensitive conversation. Pureman are a rare breed, perhaps a throwback to a simpler time.
by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020
Someone with no personality and who follows trends blindly because of their desperation to appear cool. Social media and reality TV is where they get their intellectual diet and up to date news.
by MrTeacherMan May 31, 2018
The definition is simple. Someone who is described as 'The Fence' is either so afraid to voice their opinion as to not hurt someone's feelings OR they simply don't have opinions and therefore agree with both sides. They are not 'sitting on the fence' as that implies they are still considering both sides of the argument. People who are 'The Fence' are so non-committal that they straddle both sides with such parity that might as well be hammered into the ground with some panels.
by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020