MrTeacherMan's definitions

bodge-harris

Someone with no personality and who follows trends blindly because of their desperation to appear cool. Social media and reality TV is where they get their intellectual diet and up to date news.

John really is such a boring sad twat. The guy's a hardcore bodge-harris!

by MrTeacherMan June 11, 2018

The Fence

The definition is simple. Someone who is described as 'The Fence' is either so afraid to voice their opinion as to not hurt someone's feelings OR they simply don't have opinions and therefore agree with both sides. They are not 'sitting on the fence' as that implies they are still considering both sides of the argument. People who are 'The Fence' are so non-committal that they straddle both sides with such parity that might as well be hammered into the ground with some panels.

"Fucking hell. You won't get anything out of Michael. He's 'The Fence'."

by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020

Beige Toddly

A Beige Toddly is just someone who's really boring hence the use of 'Beige'.

Fuck me, Shaun is such a fucking Beige Toddly. What a basic cunt.

by MrTeacherMan March 20, 2021

Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.

* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.

by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020

Pureman

A pureman is a man (see pure-she for the female equivalent) who unintentionally lives a highly principled and stereotypically 'good' life hence the use of 'pure'. For example, they'll have an exemplary diet - carefully rationing out sweet treats for up to years as they want to ensure their body receives only the purest and most nutritious food types. They are also highly educated and well read but will neither present as arrogant nor pompous instead showing absolute understanding and balance when in a sensitive conversation. Pureman are a rare breed, perhaps a throwback to a simpler time.

"Ah Michael is such a bloody pureman. Top geezer. Can't beat him!"

by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020

Sue Dawe

'Sue Dawe' is written into ancient Devon folklore as being a truly terrible monster. Just like the famous Dartmoor beast, Sue Dawe struck fear into the hearts of local men and women during the late 1800s. Her sausage arms would strangle local pig farmers to death in the dead of night leaving their families to discover the bodies with a sliver of Sicilian tart next to them. In modern times, people use the term 'Sue Dawe' to describe anything at all frightening or unpleasant.

Bleddy hell! She was just like Sue Dawe with the way she behaved.

by MrTeacherMan December 31, 2024

Kunt

From the same word family as 'Cunt', 'Kunt' refers to the members of society who do not engage with nor feel part of mainstream society. They directly oppose the lame fads and general attitudes of the Bodge-Harris (see my other definitions) , Bensons (see my other definitions) and general drones. See 'Covidiot' for another group type.

Kunts see themselves as genuine and seek truth. They enjoy discussion but are judgemental - make no doubt. They are not perfect but they believe they are the best of the worst of them.

"So if I'm not a sheep or a follower, I must be a kunt?"

"Man, that guy is a kunt. Genuinely enjoyed the discussion he brought to the table."

"I know I'm a little judgemental. I'm a kunt after all."

by MrTeacherMan December 24, 2020