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bitch tick 

Uncontrollable, chronic bitchy tourettes. Takes the form of bitchy swearing, bitchy facial expressions or other outward displays of bitchiness that are unnecessary or uncalled for.
"Nah, she's not really mad, she just has a bitch tick."
bitch tick by lemmyguess June 3, 2016
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blue tick bitch

Someone who reads your message(s) on WhatsApp as indicated by the infamous blue ticks but never responds. Commonly claims they "never saw it".
Me: Did you get my message last night
Blue tick bitch: OMG I never saw it
I sent Amy a message to hang out but she blue ticked bitched me

Blue tick bitch

When your having a long whatsapp convosation or you message someone and they read it (blue tick) and don't reply just push you to the side
Tom WhatsApps Kieran 'good morning sir'

Kieran reads message (grey ticks turn blue)
Tom does not receive a response

That would make keiran a blue tick bitch

Bitch Im The Bomb like Tick Tick... 

is a lameeeee saying said by a guy who has smoked too much pot! and a guy who girls find hott but they too have smoked too much pot so they dont see who he looks like a dying fish!!!
lil dick "Bitch Im The Bomb like Tick Tick..."
dude "your gay!"

cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick 

A phrase used by lil wayne
He is the mother effin bomb bitch
Cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick hoesssssss.....
Im the bomb....boom you dead.

Bitch Ticket 

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.
You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.
Bitch Ticket by austinphoenix December 24, 2009

Punch Your Bitch Ticket 

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.
Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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