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blue tick bitch

Someone who reads your message(s) on WhatsApp as indicated by the infamous blue ticks but never responds. Commonly claims they "never saw it".
Me: Did you get my message last night
Blue tick bitch: OMG I never saw it
I sent Amy a message to hang out but she blue ticked bitched me

Blue tick bitch

When your having a long whatsapp convosation or you message someone and they read it (blue tick) and don't reply just push you to the side
Tom WhatsApps Kieran 'good morning sir'

Kieran reads message (grey ticks turn blue)
Tom does not receive a response

That would make keiran a blue tick bitch

Bitch Im The Bomb like Tick Tick... 

is a lameeeee saying said by a guy who has smoked too much pot! and a guy who girls find hott but they too have smoked too much pot so they dont see who he looks like a dying fish!!!
lil dick "Bitch Im The Bomb like Tick Tick..."
dude "your gay!"

cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick 

A phrase used by lil wayne
He is the mother effin bomb bitch
Cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick hoesssssss.....
Im the bomb....boom you dead.

Bitch Ticket 

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.
You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.
Bitch Ticket by austinphoenix December 24, 2009

Punch Your Bitch Ticket 

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.
Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.