bitch flap

An enlargement of either the labia minora or majora on one side of the external female genitalia creating a flap which can be used to cover and protect the delicate flange. Possibly secured by some sort of zip or poppers.

Extended labia on both sides is called a double bitch flap.

Bitch flaps are a favourite of lesbians and those too cheap to buy a chastity belt.

Not to be confused with bitch tits.

"this wicked cool bitch flap is like, stupid fresh"
"mary has the biggest bitch flap i've ever seen!"
"she got be right in the eye with her bitch flap!"
"I went shopping and all I bought was deodorant for sarah's bitch flap"

by bitchflapflangeface May 17, 2006

Bitch Flaps

Vaginal lips that are clearly visible through pants. Particularly lips that are hanging on bloth sides of the seam. Also referred to as camel toe or moose knuckles (the larger of the two varieties.)

1. Holy shit Jared! Check out the bitch flaps on that one!

by SnowmanND October 6, 2020

Bitch Flaps

See also Meat Curtains, the excess loose flesh on a woman's vagina.

Man, did you see the bitch flaps on that girl at the club?

by Thraven The Mad January 18, 2024

LFBTs (Little Flappy Bitch Tits)

Tits with neither shape nor purpose. As opposed to the universally accepted shaped firm tits LFBTs simply hang down often gravitating to the sites of the body. LFBTs are usually accompanied by large areolas and frequently spoted in the direct vacinity of fat lasses or in extream cases of gluttony fat men.

But when we got down to it I found she had LFBTs (Little Flappy Bitch Tits)
Mate LFBTs!!!!
Keep eating like that your going to end up with LFBTs love

by dannydierisatwat February 5, 2010

Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party

A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.

"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"

by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018

Flappy Bitch

A derogatory term generally applied to either the flightless star of "Flappy Bird," or the ridiculously difficult game itself.

Jim - "Hey, why are your eyes so red?"

Kate - "I stayed up all night playing "Flappy Bitch."

*Looses Game*

Kate - "UGHHHH!!!! I HATE YOU! LEARN TO FLY YOU STUPID FLAPPY BITCH!!!"

by skinny_jean_fiend February 8, 2014

Flapper Bitch

A loud(usually fat), annoying bitchy female.
The proper term when bitch, whore, slut and even cunt don't quite cut it.

Friend - "Jesus! That chick needs to learn how to shut the fuck up!"
Me - "What a flapper bitch!"

by Ryuchi July 20, 2008