2 definitions by dannydierisatwat
Tits with neither shape nor purpose. As opposed to the universally accepted shaped firm tits LFBTs simply hang down often gravitating to the sites of the body. LFBTs are usually accompanied by large areolas and frequently spoted in the direct vacinity of fat lasses or in extream cases of gluttony fat men.
But when we got down to it I found she had LFBTs (Little Flappy Bitch Tits)
Mate LFBTs!!!!
Keep eating like that your going to end up with LFBTs love
Mate LFBTs!!!!
Keep eating like that your going to end up with LFBTs love
by dannydierisatwat February 5, 2010
A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.
Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.
A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate
A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate
by dannydierisatwat May 23, 2009