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bissies  

of liverpool united kingdom origin

used as slang for policeman in liverpool uk plural, bissie is singular. ie pigs, plod , bacon bobbies. fuzz.

often see bouncing round liverpool city centre like there fucking rocky , until a bit of trouble starts then they leg it off in pretending there has been a rape.

also patrol mid day when all the old ladies are about but as soon as it turns dark they disappear like the fat shithouses that they are.

often used by younger generation of
people.
john: 'hey lad those's bissies are chasing us for fuck all'.

lennon:'well lets be fair we did firebomb the mosque , kick an imam in the bollocks and set fire to Nasser Hussein'.

john:'exactly lad wtf is up'

lennon:'its political correctness gone mad if you ask me'.

bissies by sovereign the killer December 24, 2008
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Heavy Bessies 

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.

Heavy Bessies by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008

Wet Bessies 

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.
My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.
Wet Bessies by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Bisshes is a way to say yay
BISSHES
Bisshes by Abcde12 November 11, 2020
in simple terms, its just saying Best Friend, just quicker to say and much easier, can have other spellings, Bessy, Bessies
I'd like you to meet the guys, these guys are my bessies!
Bessies by Drewdan August 17, 2006

Bessies to Be 

A phrase used for a friendly relationship between you and another person which has not yet begun. Usually used if you particularly want to become best friends with this person.
Person 1: "Awh, Jake seems like such a good guy!"

Person 2: "He really is!"

Person 1: "Me and Jake are definatley Bessies to Be."
Bessies to Be by parachutes March 5, 2010
Wild, Interesting, Brightly colored, freakishly amazing.
That top is so bissie!
You're soooo bissie.
It's a bit too bissie for my tastes.
Bissie by Elizabeth Buscombe July 31, 2007