bisandwich 

When your two best friends are bisexual and your straight af

Hey look it's the bisandwich

bisandwich by Fangirl182 August 4, 2017

bandwich 

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.

After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.

bandwich by ryzhyk March 11, 2018

blandwich 

A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.

Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."

blandwich by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013

Disandwiched 

When a coworker asks you commit to going out to get lunch together, then said coworker betrays you by acquiring lunch elsewhere and not notifying you of their change in plans.

1. Steve asks Jason at 10:00am to go get Indian food with him for lunch. Jason walks into the kitchen at 11:45am and finds that Steve is eating a large sandwich, implying that he cancelled lunch plans with Jason in the rudest way possible.
2. "Aww man, I just got disandwiched by Eric. That guy is such a dick."

Disandwiched by miggitymikey March 18, 2015

blandwich 

A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.

MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!

blandwich by The G Man September 10, 2004

bandwich 

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

bandwich by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

Brandwich 

A sandwich that requires specific brands of ingredients.

Example: My brandwich has Wonder Bread, Nutella, and Bick's Pickles.

Brandwich by zizzlezazzle August 11, 2018