Birkenology is the lexicon of today's Birkenstock wearers whereby they use the prefix "Birken" with another word to create an entirely new word. This new word can be a noun or adjective depending on its use. Birkenstock wearers use these words interchangeably and other Birkenstock wearers immediately know what the other is talking about.
My Birkenlove to chat with my Birkenfrineds because their use of Birkenology is off the chart. I Birkenlove these new orange and black nubuck crush Arizona Big Buckle sandals. My Birkenfriends really loved my latest purchase. I have been Birkenstalking those, maroon Big Buckle Arizona, sandals waiting for them to go on sale.
by Tigger the Guide May 04, 2022