Honestly the best person you'll ever meet. SO BEAUTIFUL. Blondish hair, medium build, and sea blue eyes. She hates it when you tell her she's pretty because she thinks she's ugly. Laughs a lot, her smile is breathtaking, and likes Asian Jokes. Will be nice to you if you're not weird.
Damn, Jonny's chick is such an Abby Birkholz.
by Totally awesome and lame December 3, 2017
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