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The street way of saying bad times, when things go badly wrong, sometimes the only word to say is bimes
Aah man, I spilled my tea, bimes mate!

Dude I'm so poor, proper bimes times, where are the (gimes)
bimes by theluckiesthobo March 7, 2010
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Let's go ride bikes 

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: Let's go ride bikes
Let's go ride bikes by fish27 March 18, 2008

Wanna Ride Bikes 

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?
Wanna Ride Bikes by fish27 September 9, 2008

Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.
I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.
Bikeshed refers to topics which have never recieved concensus and are likely to generate side-discussions and flames unless all participants are well-read on all the past history. It stems from the idea that big changes (like the building of a power plant) go through quickly, since everyone assumes that someone else has checked it out, while simple changes (like building a bikeshed) often get mired in bureaucracy, since everyone has an opinion on it.
Tom posted a bikeshed topic to the mailing list and awoke to 11,358 messages in his inbox.
bikeshed by Andy Greenwood January 4, 2007

bikeshedding 

Technical disputes over minor, marginal issues conducted while more serious ones are being overlooked. The implied image is of people arguing over what color to paint the bicycle shed while the house is not finished. (jargon file)
I'm not pointing fingers as I get sucked into those discussions just like everyone else, but the bikeshedding-to-action ratio is fabulously high.
bikeshedding by Eann September 18, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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