Language used by young females while texting or e-mailing. Related to L33T in that it abbreviates and uses symbols in place of words. Only it is done with far less intelligence, an odd use of extra letters despite the other abbreviations, and a savage over-or under-use of punctuation. Often used in elation or retaliation, the written word comes off sounding just as it would spoken by an overexcited, suburban, white high school girl.
"I tried to read her post, but I didn't understand it. Here, see if you can translate Bimbonics"......'seriousllyyy ppl need 2 get livess... like really all u ppl commenting this shittt either don't have lives.. gf's or are complete f&cking losersss to sit on ur computerr all dayyy and critice ppl who prolly look ten million timess better thenn youuu dooo;'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!