bimbo baggins 

a short hairy woman

bimbo baggins over there has to be the shortest hairiest woman i've ever seen.

bimbo baggins by IslandNerd September 9, 2009

Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.

"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"

Bilbo Baggins Pants by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013

Feeling a little Bilbo Baggins

A combination of emotions that leave you feeling "Thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"

Symptoms of a Bilbo may include but are not limited too feeling burnt out, overwhelmed, panicked, anxious, depressed, claustrophobic and stressed.

If untreated the individual may become so overwhelmed, that they declare their intention to leave and never return. Also known as going "Full Bilbo".

Person 1: Mate you look like absolute shit.
Person 2: Just work stuff, feeling a little Bilbo Baggins you know?
Person 1: No not at all?

Feeling a little Bilbo Baggins by I need a holiday February 3, 2023

Bilbo Baggins

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.

Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.

Bilbo Baggins by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004

bilbo baggins

A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.

"Ay! Top of te morning to ye, bilbo baggins!"

bilbo baggins by PaulJar the Pornostar December 1, 2003

bilbo baggins

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.

she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her

bilbo baggins by dave offner(dream team) January 27, 2005

Bilbo Baggins

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.

"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."

Bilbo Baggins by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014