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Bijorn is an amazing person. He is funny and caring. He may not show his emotions much, but his care is there. He is fine as hell and one of the best people you’ll ever meet.
“He looks like a Bijorn!”
bijorn by quickdefinitionssss April 2, 2019
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Bjornanotasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.
Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual
Bjornanotasexual by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022
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Bjornayesasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.
Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.
Bjornayesasexual by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023

get björned 

To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.

get björned.
You just got björned i will now die. get björned
get björned by getBJör February 10, 2023
A really good-looking guy who is very irresistable and mysterious. He never says what he really feels, and is quite shy. But he can make you laugh and is really a fun guy to be with.
Hey, you are very much like a bjorn.
bjorn by nicbaxter May 13, 2010
The feeling of maximal pleasure once ejaculation is complete.
-Dude I'm so "Björnt" righ' now after watchin sum good ol' fashioned p'hub!
Björnt by SnappleJuice April 7, 2011

Bjornogrophy 

It is an old type of Norwegian porn.
Don't let kids watch bjornogrophy.
Bjornogrophy by Calysitism February 27, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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