The true image of a man.
He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.
He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.
"Hey, have you seen Björn?"
"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."
"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."
by Pterisactylus January 15, 2020

Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
OMG! Björn boned me all night with his huge cock until we had to stop because the neighbours complained about the noise.
by mirwell June 13, 2013

by pwncopter January 15, 2013

The manliest man on earth, he is sweet, attractive, strong.
In short he is the god of this earth.
IF YOU EVER TRY TO BE AS MANLY AS BJÖRN, GIVE UP NOW ELSE THERE WILL BE NO TURNING BACK AND HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO CRUSH YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE SKULL WITH HIS MUSCULAR HANDS
In short he is the god of this earth.
IF YOU EVER TRY TO BE AS MANLY AS BJÖRN, GIVE UP NOW ELSE THERE WILL BE NO TURNING BACK AND HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO CRUSH YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE SKULL WITH HIS MUSCULAR HANDS
by BjörnAanbidder February 21, 2019

Sexy ass motherfucker that can fuck shit up if anyone attacks you while out partying. Does not like insecure violent idiots. Björns are usually highly artistic and extremely talented in mist things they do.
by Big_man_69_420 November 22, 2021

by Björn February 26, 2022
