björne 

A kick ass Swedish character from kid porgrams on TV. He's awesome and usually kills snigel. Because he hates snigel. Snigel is a fucked up snail who always are saying dumb things to Björne. So Björne decided to kill that bastard.

Björne: OH VA ROOLIGT!

Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen

Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE

Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah

Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG

Snigel: Du ljuger!

Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA

Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?

Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR

Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej

Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ

Snigel *splat*

Björne: haha get r3kt m8

björne by U MOMMA February 4, 2016

Bjorne 

Someone with a very unfortunate name that will never be pronounced just right. Bjorne’s are kind, caring, excited and look out for everyone they love. Will also take you on crazy adventures that make you reconsider your choices in life. Everyone needs a Bjorne

I can’t make that appointment today. I went out with Bjorne last night and I am still in jail

Bjorne by Unfornunate namegirl November 22, 2021

Bjornanotasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

Bjornanotasexual by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Bjornayesasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.

Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.

Bjornayesasexual by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023

Bjørnefitte 

Bjørnefitte is a kind of hat that is commonly used in areas with cold winters. It is quite simulair to a ushanka

Bjørnefitte is originally a Norwegian word that translatet directly means: "bear pussy" A real bjørnefitte is made of fur, but a modern bjørnefitte is made of syntetics.

Wow little kiddo. That bjørnefitte of yours is really nice! Is it real fur or fake?

Bjørnefitte by bboman January 12, 2010

Bjarne 

Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.

Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.

"You look so tired. Didn't you get enough sleep?"
"No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."

Bjarne by Elliepopelli May 11, 2021

get björned 

To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.

get björned.

You just got björned i will now die. get björned

get björned by getBJör February 10, 2023