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Noun 1. also known as Shameek is commander-in-chief of an illicit "blue diamond" scheme in Little Guyana, New York (1964- present). Women want him, men want to be him, children and animals fear him. Often sporting layers of Gold jewelry and a velour sweat suit he can be found in any "waste man" bar in Queens. He prides himself on his Facebook mobile uploads often capturing a very filling meal, and inappropriate undertones of fornification. Several warrants have been released for his arrest so the streets can be safe and curry free again. Some call him a friend, others call him the very reason why women carry pepper spray.

2.A cylindrical person of questionable moral values and even more questionable associates. Can be found rolling around urban venues and laughing to himself while his comrades cheer him on.

3. A person or persons that may or may not have been involved in the 1996 Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe theft.
I once believed there would be a tomorrow until I encountered the wrath of Big Jay.
Big Jay by it'shammatimeyo August 23, 2011
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big blue jay 

A man who cries himself to sleep when his mom forgets to cut the crust off of his turkey sandwich
"Randy is still crying?? Wow, what a big blue jay.."
big blue jay by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Big dick Jay 

Big dick Jay by cloudlol June 12, 2021
The worlds largest simp. If Simping was an Olympic sport he would have more gold medals than all of the United States of America in the 2016 Summer Olympics.
The man is such a BigJay.
BigJay by Waterbuffalo6911 October 9, 2020
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