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Big fat cock

Women are only a place to stick these.
To pretend a women is more than a big fat cock holster would be a waste of time. If they aren't going to fuck you then what are you to them? Nothing. Inferior to the fat cock they will fuck. Then tell men how they (Women) should be treated? Stupid. Why should I not harass the shit out of you? Real. What is one good reason? I can't think of one. It ridiculous to me that you think I should do anything other then treat women who think I'm inferior with contempt.
Big fat cock by Hym Iam December 18, 2020

big fat cock in my rectum 

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.
Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

big fat cock sucker 

This is either someone who is big and fat that sucks cock or someone who sucks big fat cocks.
Guy 1: Man I just got approached by a big fat cock sucker. Guy 2: Oh man what did you do? Guy 1: What else, I got my cock sucked.
big fat cock sucker by jimmybomm August 17, 2021

Big fat cock in human form

The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.
Who's that?

My big fat cock in human form.
Big fat cock in human form by Hym Iam November 28, 2020

OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!! 

Something you say when there is a BIG FAT COCK in the vicinity.
*A BIG FAT COCK! is nearby*
Person: OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!

Waras big fat cock

Wara's penis is a penis with a large girth.
Waras big fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh.
Waras big fat cock by Looney___ January 14, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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