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big dong 

Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
big dong by Zadsda December 19, 2014
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Big dong 

Something you don't have
Tim: look at my big dong
Divani: wow daddy you wanna blow job
Big dong by Yo dad A February 5, 2020

big dong 

that was a very big dong i heard
big dong by bigballs1937648 January 23, 2024

Big Dong Boys

Multiracial terrorist group known for harassing minors in ROBLOX.
Did you see the Big Dong Boys? They're coming our way!
Oh my god, what?! RUN!!!

Daddy Big Dong 

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
Daddy Big Dong by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

The Big Dong

Nickname for the city of Jacksonville, Florida
What's happening in the Big Dong this weekend
The Big Dong by Astroman790 April 10, 2015