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bielschki 

1. The act of defecating onto a fan, which causes said human excrement to be launched across a large area. Also slang for traditional defecation.

2. A battle cry for those who know the true meaning of bielschki.
That is a very nice fan, I would like to bielschki on it.
bielschki by bielschki October 20, 2010
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Ludwig Beilschmidt

A German man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a Japanese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull Italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they're really his only friend/lover. He is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn't like it when the Italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: *picks dandelions and grinds them for coffee*
Japan: He looks so girly!

Bierschiss 

German word for "Beer Shit" which means shitting after long night of drinking beer.
it is when your shit looks like water fountain coming out of your ass but its brown
Uwe: i had a massive Bierschiss today morning

Juergen: seems like u had fun yesterday
Bierschiss by Kameltreiber November 11, 2021

bielecki 

a synonym of the term "to superman" that hoe, coined at a small private liberal arts college in ohio. to bielecki your companion, ejaculate on the female's back while she assumes a bent over position, preferably of the doggy-style variety. then, before she has a chance to stand up, place a sheet, cape, or even a championship swimming banner from your wall on her back...do this quickly so it will adhere and she will stand up looking like a superhero!
Yo, did you check your all-student emails? that hoe loves to get bielecki'd!

Yeah man i totally bielecki'd her last night.
bielecki by hewletchel May 4, 2009

bieschked 

That guy just got totally bieschked when he fell through the ice!!
bieschked by Brian C. Lomas October 21, 2006

Bielecki 

A town in Poland and surname of people of polish descent. Most work as informants to the police and are very shifty and untrustworthy .
I wondered where he went, but whe. He disappeared to the police station, I knew he was pulling a Bielecki.
Bielecki by Drop Mic December 15, 2018

biedscheid

A last name used by very attractive people with nice legs, good sense of humor and very frugal.
Mr. Biedscheid and Ms. Biedscheid are the best neighbors we've ever had.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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