bielak
A bielak is a man who is balding prematurely; mostly found in the gross state known as Pennsylvania.
bielak by TheStrangeBeanum April 21, 2022
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Bielke Plan
An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Usage 1:
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
Usage 2:
I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
Usage 2:
I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by rcajun February 25, 2010
Bielik
Orgins coming from plump white dwarfs in the highlands of Scotland. Extremely small and aggressive to non dwarfs life forms. Usually homosexual as well
Bielke Plan
An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shizzle still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
I was playing broomball at Zmans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Bielke Plan by gladsmile February 25, 2010
billak
an extremely attractive person with a good personality. a great athlete, who everyone wants to be with. of course, a billak will only choose that one extremelyyyyy special person
billak by David Lavinaron March 19, 2009
Belak
A Belak, otherwise known as Mia, is a strange and mysterious creature that feeds on candy wrappers and boba. It enjoys screaming and laughing hysterically. Also has an interest in moobs.
Belak by Belak of the Jungle October 25, 2017
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