biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
Orgins coming from plump white dwarfs in the highlands of Scotland. Extremely small and aggressive to non dwarfs life forms. Usually homosexual as well
