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Bicycle Built For Pew
This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.
Bicycle Built For Pew by Big Ed Mustapha January 22, 2013
bicycle story
When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.
bicycle story by Gohanssj22 February 5, 2010
Bicycle Butt
An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.
Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.
Bicycle Butt by EightBall April 21, 2014
Cock on a bicycle stick
An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."
"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."
"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."
"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
Cock on a bicycle stick by coabs February 12, 2012
Town bicycle
Guy 1: Hey looks, here comes Sarah: the town bicycle
Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".
Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.
Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".
Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.
Town bicycle by Thotcrusader May 25, 2018
bicycle institute
NOUN - An organizational body comprised of bicycles used primarily as a derogatory term by Shane McElwrath when some one does not like his beer and he realized he has a small wiener. No one really knows the true meaning of this insult. Just go to Dystopian State Brewery and ask what it means
Spit that back in your boyfriend's mouth you piece of shit. Come on man. Say something. I'll fuck your shit up. Come on bicycle Institute.
bicycle institute by Pickle Turd January 3, 2018
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.