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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

resting bitchface syndrome 

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.
What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey
bitchface monkey by jpsi June 11, 2006

bitchfacehoebag 

a person that you hate so much that you have to use two vulgar words smushed together just to describe them
I hate you so much, you're such a bitchfacehoebag! GO JUMP OFF A ROOF AND DIE!

Señor Bitchface 

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".
Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).
Señor Bitchface by Barcelista June 15, 2010
noun: the interaction with another person(s) without using e-communication devices.

verb: interacting with another person(s) without using e-communication devices.
noun: Brad and Janet enjoyed their bioface after work, but could not stop texting their friends during it.

verb: Brad and Janet texted each other and agreed to bioface after work.
bioface by ShadeyHillRanch May 23, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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