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yuna's bi awakening

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emma watson is yuna's bi awakening
yuna's bi awakening by shawtybaeee January 13, 2021

That's pretty bi

What you say when something good and bad happens to you.
Jim: Dude, I got put in my favorite class, but got the worst professor.

Bob: That's pretty bi, man.
That's pretty bi by WPH15 February 11, 2010

That's fine --- I'm bi

Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.

bi-spurious

used to describe people (usually women) who pretend to be bi-sexual (or on-line at dating and social sites) in order to get attention in public, but actually aren't bi-sexual.

aka "fake bi-sexuals" "faux bi-sexuals"
"She makes out with women in front of her boyfriend, but really, she's bi-spurious."
bi-spurious by GLilyDances March 13, 2010

Bi Sacksual 

Someone who alternates between paper and plastic bags at the supermarket.
Clerk: Would you like paper or plastic?

Shopper: Surprise me, I'm Bi Sacksual
Bi Sacksual by axe2grind March 14, 2009

🗿 P E B I S 

Ah yes of course 🗿 P E B I S
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🗿 P E B I S by Meeper51 January 4, 2022