BHAM! n. an announcement or exclamation of someone being pwn3d on an internet message board. Originated from the screen name of a dawgman.com poster who frequently uses 'witty' posts to beat down Cougar and Duck trolls. Can be used in situations of irony as well.
ASU: Man, it's 124 degrees outside!
Sven: No one cares!
Cabrini: BHAM!
To literally or figuratively get your arse chewed out. Either result leaves you in the "baby changing position" for the better part of an hour.
1. I met this girl last night and after she lit some candles and had me sit around some crystals she asked if give me a Bham!
2. My boss just Bham'ed me in front of all of my co-workers for being late, again.