BHAM! n. an announcement or exclamation of someone being pwn3d on an internet message board. Originated from the screen name of a dawgman.com poster who frequently uses 'witty' posts to beat down Cougar and Duck trolls. Can be used in situations of irony as well.
ASU: Man, it's 124 degrees outside!
Sven: No one cares!
Cabrini: BHAM!
To literally or figuratively get your arse chewed out. Either result leaves you in the "baby changing position" for the better part of an hour.
1. I met this girl last night and after she lit some candles and had me sit around some crystals she asked if give me a Bham!
2. My boss just Bham'ed me in front of all of my co-workers for being late, again.
To compromise on your personal morals, ethical boundaries, or religious principles by bending over backwards, figuratively or literally, for the sole purpose of attaining worldly recognition, social clout, or artificial status
"He completely sold out his beliefs for a spot on the VIP guest list; I can't believe he chose to Ml Bham like that."
"Her entire brand is built on pure Ml Bham trading spiritual integrity for a few viral moments
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.