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we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
Related Words
bgark • BARK • barking spider • Barker • barking • Barka • barked • Barkin • Bark Bark • Barkın

boardwalk barker 

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.
boardwalk barker by jpg3 August 13, 2015

Hard Bark 

A resistance to external influences; pain, criticism or peer pressure.
You got a lot of hard bark on you, Pal.
Hard Bark by TC Gage December 19, 2008

bark for me 

"bark for me" is basically simping over a girl on social media but more in a weird way.
girl: bark for me
simp: BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARGH ARHG WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF !
bark for me by selevabeats January 8, 2022

Barkapoo 

Any dog that is part poodle and barks in excess/has a major barking problem.
Person 1: What a cute dog! What breed is it?
Person 2 (as dog is barking incessantly): It's a barkapoo.
Person 1: LOL, no really!
Person 2: It's a barkapoo. Haven't you heard it barking the past half hour? When we got it we thought it was a yorkiepoo but turns out it's a barkapoo.
Barkapoo by LOL good one July 2, 2011

Butter Brickle Bark 

Butter Brickle Bark (known as Banksoopy Brickle in slang terms) is a fattening, dark chocolate, frozen treat that is best served with a glass of warm milk
I can’t believe that student Nathan was able to beat Senator PT in the contest! He deserves some butter brickle bark.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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