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Beasted It
Eric: "Hey Jim, how did the interview go? You think you got the job?"
Jim: "I absolutely beasted it! Couldn't have gone better. I could have shat in the interviewers eye and he still would have shook my hand and beamed like he was getting an immoral blowjob at Disneyland."
Jim: "I absolutely beasted it! Couldn't have gone better. I could have shat in the interviewers eye and he still would have shook my hand and beamed like he was getting an immoral blowjob at Disneyland."
Beasted It by Spongetits July 30, 2012
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bezausted • beasted • beasted on • bausted • Beasted It • BEASTED UP • buzzausted • dezausted • Get Beasted On • Mr beasted
Beasted
When you take a Milwaukee's Best aka A BEAST and hide it somewhere for one of your bros to find. When they do they just got BEASTED. Kinda like icing, but not gay. That's it. No rules, just beasting.
Bro #1: Dude, I totally just found this warm Milwaukee's Best in my drawer while I was looking for a condom to rail this fat ugly chick with herpes.
Bro #2: BEASTED!
Bro #2: BEASTED!
Beasted by beastingboys November 22, 2010
Get Beasted On
Often used in Halo 3, "getting beasted on" is when someone who is "beast" (pro or legit) owns the living crap out of you and pretty much embarrasses you by making you look like a n00b. This term is originally derived from the term of "getting pooped on," which is to lose a game pretty bad. The difference in getting beasted on is if this happens to you despite you having some measure of skill. Talking yourself up as pro just cause you're a level 50 and then getting raped 50-7 where one of your opponents gets 30 kills on your team is a textbook example of getting beasted on.
We thought we were good until MC Hellraiser beasted on us. We lost 12-50 and he got a 19 kill perfection on us. He screamed at us to get beasted on when the game was done. Now I wish I hadn't talked so much shit cause now I look stupid.
Get Beasted On by MC Hellraiser March 14, 2009
Beasted
Beasted is a word annoying little squeaker fucks use in call of duty when they absolutely destroy you.
Beasted by Grass Under the Sea February 1, 2019
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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