betchster

Betch + hipster = betchster, a sorority-type biddie who tries to dress like a hipster.

Betchsters are very common at music festivals - especially outdoor ones so they can wear crochet bikini tops and get a tan - but they don't care so much about the music as they do about looking the part. The day a betch discovers Urban Outfitters and American Apparel, she is reborn a betchster.

I think I saw Katelyn front row at MGMT - I guess she ditched her Abercrombie look and became a betchster.

Take that stupid headband off your forehead, you look like a betchster.

by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011

bathsterbating

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked

Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"

by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

bitchterectomy

noun - divorce, for a man.

Where's Dale? Oh, he's down at the lawyer's office finalizing his bitchterectomy...

by Boaris_T_Grozny May 10, 2005

Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.

Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 1, 2016

Beckster

One who is Obnoxiously Spectacular

Dude! that chick is a TOTAL Beckster.

by Ballisticpenguin October 9, 2008

Bitchster

Your Bitch of a Sister

"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."

by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

bitchaster

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.

We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.

by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008