Bestter

combination of the word best and better. Its better than the best.

That shirt is the bestter in the world.

Bestter by Waybe March 30, 2010

bopatterson 

to have intrinsically bad hair. No matter what style or length, it always looks like a big turd on the person's head.

Did you see the bopatterson under that guy's hat. It looked like his dog crapped on his head, and then he combed it!

bopatterson by Callie Schleider August 27, 2007

porn-bespattered 

Dialogue that although is seen as "normal" interaction between adults, it sounds like it could come from a "porn" movie.

Despite the heated sex talk, unbelievable but apparently true practices, and porn-bespattered dialogue, its shock value is in the realization that rather than merely casual sex, most wish lists include a universal desire for identity, acceptance, and connection

porn-bespattered by Victor Patterson May 1, 2008

bestterest 

the bestest of the betterest of best and better.

usually used as an end to a "better" fight

guy 1: im good
guy 2: im better
guy 1: im best!
guy 2: im betterest!!
guy 1: im bestest!!!
guy 2: im bestterest!!!!
guy 1: damnit!!!!!.....

bestterest by Ozai October 1, 2008

begatter 

A progenic fan, a collector of future rides to dr appointments and disappointment

Anyone with over four kids

Nick Cannon is a begatter

begatter by Broke Prophet February 2, 2022