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Better Call Saul 

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.
"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!
Better Call Saul by rcs October 6, 2013

kiss it better 

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.
-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"
kiss it better by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

better call saul effect 

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high
it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

Besterestest Friend

A person that is better than a friend, and even better than a best friend.

A person that is closer to you and that knows you better than your normal friends.

A person who will always be there for you. You can literally count on anytime of day. For example, you can randomly call them at 2 a.m. and they'll pick up and talk to you all night if you need to be cheered up.

A person who knows just what to say to make you laugh or smile on the days when you don't want to.

A person who knows you the way they know the back of their hand.

A person you can talk to about everything and anything, from the most random funny topics to the most serious topics. You can be totally honest with this person.

A person you don't have to act fake around because they accept you for who you are, no matter how lame you are.
She is Daisy's besterestest friend even if she's a loserface.

guy: You're my besterestest friend!

girl: Aww, you're my besterestest friend too!
Besterestest Friend by nikachu(: October 7, 2009

better not bring your kids 

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!
So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

For the lack of a better word 

A term used by somebody when they can not quite think of the term they want to use, so they settle for another word or term.
This movie is... scary, for the lack of a better word.