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panhandle behavior
Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.
panhandle behavior by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018
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behavior-critic
Someone who is always a critic on how other people act and behave, no matter if the criticism is bad or good.
behavior-critic by zman4593 June 19, 2016
Sheldony behavior
A behavior where a person is distinct for their overtly intellectual personality. They are calculating and cynical, exhibit a strict adherence to routine, have a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility.
Sheldony behavior by Sheldony. May 24, 2010
orange cat behavior
orange cat behavior by bizliz September 29, 2021
Fan behavior
Someone who is always stalking your social media’s and wanting to know your business. They may even want to be like you and begin to copy your style/moves despite not liking you. They don’t want the best for you and are typically jealous of you and/or your success. They talk about you/think about you/lurk on you/ copy you/ are in your business as if they were your biggest fan.
Girl 1: She doesn’t like me yet here she is always viewing my story and doesn’t even follow me.
Girl 2: She says she doesn’t like you so why does she always copy you
Girl 2: Your name is always in her mouth too, That’s FAN BEHAVIOR
Girl 2: She says she doesn’t like you so why does she always copy you
Girl 2: Your name is always in her mouth too, That’s FAN BEHAVIOR
Fan behavior by 77@_@77 September 20, 2020
trauma seeking behavior
Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."
trauma seeking behavior by keifermail August 21, 2008
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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