beshadior 

When someone's behavior is shady AF

Traci has been ignoring me, what's up with her beshadior lately?

beshadior by T-monayyy August 24, 2017

panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

panhandle behavior by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018

behavior-critic 

Someone who is always a critic on how other people act and behave, no matter if the criticism is bad or good.

Person 1 - "All you do is breathe."
Person 2 - "Stop being a behavior-critic"

behavior-critic by zman4593 June 19, 2016

Sheldony behavior 

A behavior where a person is distinct for their overtly intellectual personality. They are calculating and cynical, exhibit a strict adherence to routine, have a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility.

He has such a Sheldony behavior.

Sheldony behavior by Sheldony. May 24, 2010

orange cat behavior 

shit only orange cats do because they are literally an insane breed

Person 1: Chancho (the cat) just stole every single sock I own.

Person 2: That’s orange cat behavior

orange cat behavior by bizliz September 29, 2021

Fan behavior 

Someone who is always stalking your social media’s and wanting to know your business. They may even want to be like you and begin to copy your style/moves despite not liking you. They don’t want the best for you and are typically jealous of you and/or your success. They talk about you/think about you/lurk on you/ copy you/ are in your business as if they were your biggest fan.

Girl 1: She doesn’t like me yet here she is always viewing my story and doesn’t even follow me.

Girl 2: She says she doesn’t like you so why does she always copy you
Girl 2: Your name is always in her mouth too, That’s FAN BEHAVIOR

Fan behavior by 77@_@77 September 20, 2020

trauma seeking behavior 

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

trauma seeking behavior by keifermail August 21, 2008