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Word of the Year candidate, 2015. Not a weird sex thing.
"I'm giving us an A for 'effort,' and a B for 'beffort.'"
"Hashtag beffort."
Beffort by rowrooooow April 6, 2015

Jordan belfort 

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top
Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23
Jordan belfort by KidfromVA August 4, 2014
First used in an ARG named 'North alaskan woods' we assume they meant before.
Before: by definition means past in reference to time.
or ahead, as in the future
website: "Tell me, then, what lies beforth"
user #1: Maybe they meant Ahead?
User #2: or Before?
why not share the

Discord link code: YyQ3RjfXPb
Beforth by innerpeacecircle October 4, 2021

The Reverse Belfort 

When you get so high that you can't get out of the car.

(The reversal of the Lamborghini scene in Wolf of Wall Street)
Dude, I smoked too much and totally reverse belforted. I was stuck in there for 10 minutes.

The Reverse Belfort
The Reverse Belfort by PorchCouch February 28, 2022
A bitch who will yell at you for sharpening a pencil also a child predator.
Bitch befort
Befort by Epic memes November 17, 2018

beforties 

The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.
"Hey man I heard about this awesome party! Let's hang out and drink some beforties to get ready!"
beforties by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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