Bertrum 

A whipped bitch with actions deeply synonymous with the actions of a loyal, terminally-ill pet. Usually found to have a woodland critter for hair. Will tell you how much he cares about his consistently failed crush. In response, you will most likely blow him off and inform him that he is a fucktard.

Generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. On the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. Quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.

Esteban: Holy shit, have you seen Bertrum lately?
Cristobo: Yeah dude, he slept outside Sondra's door when she didn't come to lunch.
Esteban: FUCKING thunderbunt.
Cristobo: Tell me about it. Fucking Bertrum. What a diseased piece of ass, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.

Bertrum by Quantum Bitch-Slap September 27, 2007

Bertrum 

The name of a fat pedo who needs to stay away from Jessie and needs a shower the fat hoarder. Can’t stop touching little Indian boys and sniffing and kiddy-fiddling African girls

“Come here zuri and Ravi, that’s one of em Bertrums for ya! You can tell by his lack of hair and the fact he stinks!!”

Bertrum by Oh_jizzer_fizzer May 22, 2019

Bertrum 

Noun: A homosexual male or effeminate heterosexual male. Often shortened to "Birch".

From the Latin: Bertronius - A citizen of Rome who is light in the sandals.

Chris: Is that dude holding a handbag?

Stef: I think it's called a 'Manbag'

Chris: Either way he's clearly a bertrum!

Alex: Such a birch!

Bertrum by A1exander May 11, 2014

Bertrum 

A cheese loving butler who works for four wealthy children in new York

"hey bertrum why don't you clean over here"

Bertrum by Your average hoe August 14, 2021

Betrump 

An interesting word, but possibly nothing to do with Donald Trump; it means to beguile, deceive, cheat, elude or slip away from.

Donald does betrump quite frequently.

Betrump by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

Bertram 

One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.

Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!

Bertram by Tedraq October 21, 2019

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY 

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY by DailyBertram October 24, 2020