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A whipped bitch with actions deeply synonymous with the actions of a loyal, terminally-ill pet. Usually found to have a woodland critter for hair. Will tell you how much he cares about his consistently failed crush. In response, you will most likely blow him off and inform him that he is a fucktard.

Generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. On the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. Quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.

Esteban: Holy shit, have you seen Bertrum lately?
Cristobo: Yeah dude, he slept outside Sondra's door when she didn't come to lunch.
Esteban: FUCKING thunderbunt.
Cristobo: Tell me about it. Fucking Bertrum. What a diseased piece of ass, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.

Bertrum by Quantum Bitch-Slap September 27, 2007

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Bertrum

The name of a fat pedo who needs to stay away from Jessie and needs a shower the fat hoarder. Can’t stop touching little Indian boys and sniffing and kiddy-fiddling African girls

“Come here zuri and Ravi, that’s one of em Bertrums for ya! You can tell by his lack of hair and the fact he stinks!!”

Bertrum by Oh_jizzer_fizzer May 22, 2019

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Bertrum

Noun: A homosexual male or effeminate heterosexual male. Often shortened to "Birch".

From the Latin: Bertronius - A citizen of Rome who is light in the sandals.

Chris: Is that dude holding a handbag?

Stef: I think it's called a 'Manbag'

Chris: Either way he's clearly a bertrum!

Alex: Such a birch!

Bertrum by A1exander May 11, 2014

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Bertrum

A cheese loving butler who works for four wealthy children in new York

"hey bertrum why don't you clean over here"

Bertrum by Your average hoe August 14, 2021

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Betrump

An interesting word, but possibly nothing to do with Donald Trump; it means to beguile, deceive, cheat, elude or slip away from.

Donald does betrump quite frequently.

Betrump by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

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Bertram

One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.

Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!

Bertram by Tedraq October 21, 2019

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NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY by DailyBertram October 24, 2020

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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