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One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.
Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!
Bertram by Tedraq October 21, 2019

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY 

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man
Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

Bertram Effect 

The effect in which something good will never happen to you but will happen to another person.

Bertram From the Disney Show “Jessie” never has good things happening to him but only to other people.
“Bro I can’t land this shot, but this guy can land it to me perfectly!”
“Ah yeah man, the Bertram effect”
Bertram Effect by FlyingPengz June 13, 2020
person a: whos bertram?
jesus: my brother bitch
bertram by bertram makes me hard January 26, 2020

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY 

National Bertram Day
Lets celebrate the best butler every by telling everyone that they look like Bertram from Hey Jessie:)
National Bertram Day
Girl: Hey, today is National Bertram day. That means that we compliment people today!
Boy: Cool, what do we say to them

Girl: You tell everyone that they look like Bertram!!!! :)
NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY by swaggypeppa October 21, 2019
The High Chancellor of the Holy Britannian Empire.
Bertram literally controls the Empire of Britannia
Bertram by Hohenheim June 12, 2016
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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