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Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.
Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

Benysexual

Atraction to non inteligent people.
1. My girlfriend has a low IQ
2. That sucks dude, i guess youre Benysexual
Benysexual by Arcainmaster December 19, 2022

Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise

Telling a bitch to stop riding your quarter horse after it hurts.
While Roman was letting his daughter ride his quarter horse it started hurting so he said Don't get saucey with me bernise
"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"

"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."
bernise by dfasdf March 24, 2008

Bennysexual 

Cuando te gusta bennytosuarez
Omg soy bennysexual”
Bennysexual by Elisexual<3 September 21, 2021
bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"
The bernise in the movie Dodgeball
bernise by madcowdisease January 5, 2005