bernise

basically, a vagina.

"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"

"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."

by dfasdf March 24, 2008

bernise

bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"

The bernise in the movie Dodgeball

by madcowdisease January 5, 2005

Bernise

Smart beautiful and outgoing very independent

Wow isn’t bernise wonderful

by Handrail February 16, 2023

Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise

Telling a bitch to stop riding your quarter horse after it hurts.

While Roman was letting his daughter ride his quarter horse it started hurting so he said Don't get saucey with me bernise

by Fucking beast July 30, 2008

Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

reverse bernie sanders

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.

by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017