berghoef
A man that can only be sexually aroused when his balls are covered in cream of corn and he is being penetrated from behind with one or two unbuttered corn cobs
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Wald-berghoff-trarbkdikdorff
German town in which Candide is drafted for the Bulgarian army in the satire novel Candide by Voltaire - he makes fun of Germans with this atrocious town name.
The snow fell in great flakes, and, in the morning when he awoke, he was almost frozen to death; however, he made shift to crawl to the next town, which was called Wald-berghoff-trarbkdikdorff, without a penny in his pocket, and half dead with hunger and fatigue.
Wald-berghoff-trarbkdikdorff by alexanspaugh December 24, 2006
Berghoff
1.)One of the largest German families in the Midwest. They are famous for their historic restaurant in Chicago, Illinois and for their secret family recipe German style beer. They are a proud family and have a massive family reunion every year in early summer and drink several cans of their family brewed beer. They are a close nit family that cares deeply for one another. Don’t mess with Berghoff’s. You mess with one, you mess with them all!
2.)Another name for an intelligent, attractive person of Germanic origin. They excel at any type of fine art, anything beer related, or any science and doctorate program. An extremely cultured German that is far superior to all other Germans.
2.)Another name for an intelligent, attractive person of Germanic origin. They excel at any type of fine art, anything beer related, or any science and doctorate program. An extremely cultured German that is far superior to all other Germans.
I bumped into a kid in the hallway and suddenly I was jumped by a bunch of Berghoff’s!
Franz: Did you see that doctor?!
Helga: The one playing Gutiar?
Franz: Yeah I just played a game of beer pong with him, he is a beast!
Helga: Well he IS a Berghoff!
I surender, Berghoff's truly ARE better people than us.
Franz: Did you see that doctor?!
Helga: The one playing Gutiar?
Franz: Yeah I just played a game of beer pong with him, he is a beast!
Helga: Well he IS a Berghoff!
I surender, Berghoff's truly ARE better people than us.
Berghoff by SuperiorGermanGurl<3 March 26, 2009
Bergshoeff
The german translation of a dirty liberty lovin' American, commonly used in the beginning or World War I, to persecute and opress American citizens visiting or living in the German nation. Most Americans wore hippy-western clothes which infuriated the German people, this soon led to linchings, sedation acts, and both civil and women's right movements. A German KuKluxKlan was formed called the JaJaJa whom brutally murdered Kabillions and Zillions of filthy rotten infadels.
Bergshoeff by Adolf Bergshoeff July 3, 2009
Berghoff
To recieve fellatio from a woman while she feeds you a hamburger. Could be reffered to as recieving a "berghoff" or in a race, where the winner is "the Berghoff."
Dude, she gave me a Berghoff last night!!!!!
His hamburger is gone and he has exploded his load, he is the Berghoff!!!
His hamburger is gone and he has exploded his load, he is the Berghoff!!!
Berghoff by Fairy Juice January 7, 2010