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Benjiphobia 

A fear of Benji Knoll, a creepy-ass character in the "Queen B" series (App: Choices). His crimes include stalking, harassment and theft. He literally stole the main character's bra, perfume, etc, and he made a SHRINE. This dude is mentally ill.
Sabrina: Oh my god, I just read chapter 9 today, that shrine was so creepy, I think I have benjiphobia.
Amber: I don't even read "Queen B" but after seeing the shrine screenshots, even I have benjiphobia now.
Benjiphobia by choices.esh October 3, 2020

Blendaphobia 

The complete rational fear of Blenders.
My really good friend has Blendaphobia.

Blojaphobia

This is a fear of giving a Blow job to a Guy. If a man's girlfriend has this then the man has no choice but to break up with her.
Dan: Hey Sam did you hear about what happened to John?
Sam: Nah man, what happened?
Dan: He found out his girl friend had Blojaphobia!
Sam: Oh shit... he's screwed man, I don't know what i would do if that happened to me.
Dan: Yea, I know poor John...
Blojaphobia by Italian Xavier April 3, 2012

benzophobia 

Irrational fear of hexagons & other aromatic organic compounds due to extensive study of organic chemistry.
“Man did you hear about Candice’s benzophobia?”
“Who’s Candice?”
benzophobia by Monk_Monke May 6, 2022

Bendaphobia 

a sudden though that your phone is bent or that you will bend it if you aren’t careful and put it in the back pocket or..anywhere
“Hey man, I just got this phone yesterday, the 8 Plus and I think it’s bent. Can you double check?

Guy 2: Nah man, I think you just have Bendaphobia

bongaphobia 

Fear of bongs, especially ones with aids.
"Hey Chelsea!"
"What Nicole?"
"Wanna smoke my bong???"
"No! Your bong has aidsssssssssss!!!!"
"&& I have bongaphobia!!!"
OMG!
xD
bongaphobia by Bong fearing one March 19, 2007
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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