benes

A "benes" is the male genitalia, but in epic mode.

Guy 1: hey man
Guy 2: hey you
Guy 1: how is your day going?
Guy 2: ah man fine casual you know
Guy 1: thats great i was wonderi-
GUY 3: *appears outta nowhere* GIVE ME BENES!!!

by Egyptian Robert October 28, 2019

Chelsea Benes

The most retarded and gullible person in the world and more than likely the universe

She's so stupid, she's such a Chelsea Benes

by Niggerrrr12 June 5, 2017

Befesterday

the day before yesterday
before + yesterday = befesterday

Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...

by Me-Mover May 14, 2019

Burt's Bees Eye Burn

When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)

Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!

by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

beesechurger

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.

fucking beesechurger

by fuckingbeesechurger May 30, 2020

That'll give you bees

Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you bees" has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be "That'll give you... er... bees" or simply "Bees."

Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.

John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.

Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.

by Gryphon420 July 24, 2007

lol banes

lol banes is a more street way of saying laugh out loud. The name "banes" can also be used for close friends, or friends you have lots of banter with.

guy1: did you hear that guys funny story?!
guy 2: yeah, I know! lol banes!!

or

girl 1: Banes, I've missed you so much!
girl 2: Omg, I missed you more banes!

by I'm a banes worm January 12, 2018