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benchwarmin 

When you have no money to spend. Pretty much the opposite of bein a "baller"
Friend 1: Hey man you gonna buy those jays when they come out?

Friend 2: Yea dude! I'm buyin 3 pairs!

Friend 1: Oh okay baller

Friend 2: How bout you? You gettin em?

Friend 1: Nahh, I have no money. I'm hella benchwarmin right now
benchwarmin by Priscillest October 9, 2011
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Varsity Benchwarmer 

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

benchwarmer 

When you warm the bench with your weak, incompetent ass.
He is such a benchwarmer. At least, his ass warms the bench.
benchwarmer by admondaba January 14, 2011

benchwarmer 

someone who does not play because either

-Their Coaches are fucking retards and dont like them
-Others kids ahve the coaches balls in their mouth
-they are terrible
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Benchwarmer means

1. "how come bob doesnt play?"
"because he told coach john to go fuck himself"

2. "Why does anthony play over bob?"
"because anthony has the coaches cock in his mouth"

3. "How come billy hasnt played yet?"
"Because he is fat and terrible"

benchwarmer by abcedfefefefe May 3, 2006

Benchwarmer 

Benchwarmer is:
1) In sport, when player is not playing because he is on replacement.
2) In life, when someone is not trying to reach something in the goal of life
1) Defoe is not playing because he is on replacement, today will play Roman Pavlyuchenko.
2) He have not realised this plan because he is not doing somethig for that. Benchwarmer!
Benchwarmer by maxeQ January 31, 2009

Benchmarking 

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.
After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.
Benchmarking by scanner1 June 5, 2011

Benchmarking 

To sit or be sitting on a bench or couch with no pants on.
"Gross dude! You're benchmarking my new sofa" -Will KitZel
Benchmarking by Will KitZel February 25, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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