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bench-warmer 

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation
Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers
bench-warmer by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011
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bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".
"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."
bench warmer by tranquillo June 15, 2005

bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
bench warmer by Storm Martin March 9, 2008

bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
bench warmer by Storm Martin March 8, 2008

bench warmer

hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone
woah that chiks a bench warmer!
bench warmer by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004

Bench Warmer

A person that pays money for a jersey and to be a part of the team and doesn’t get to play a single minute..
Sherwin and John we’re bench warmers for the Orlem Zonals

Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.
Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.
Bench warmer by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023
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