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A benyon is where a person has a calamitous and hilarious clumsy moment, where one or several items are dropped and/or smashed.
Went in to the kitchen and dropped the plates everywhere; had a right Benyon
Benyon by BobBill91 February 7, 2020
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Benyon'd 

To be benyon'd is to be absolutely fuckin' wankered!
Alan- Did you Les last night?
Dan- Nah mate.
Sherriden- He was benyon'd!
Leslie- blurrgh!!!
Benyon'd by Benyon'd November 21, 2012

The Benyon ; Benyoned

When you Fuck with someone's self esteem really bad.Sometimes it is to the point that you degrade them enough that the individual becomes suicidal.
Man, I got the Benyon treatment because I forgot to run that order the right way! Even worse, I talked back to the Plant Supervisor and was Benyoned again!
a barrel-aged distilled spirit consumed with diphenhydramine (benadryl)
“Does Bourbon and Benadryl mix well together?” asked Danielle. “100%, a benabon is the perfect cocktail” said Amy and Dana.
Benabon by Grecs9 September 20, 2020
When you smell B.O you know that a benyon is around!
1:Ew what's that smell?
2:_______ benyon just walked past!
1: figures!
benyon by Cool-as-biscuits September 22, 2013
That baby's lucky, his mum's a Benyon
Benyon by kjhdkjadkn October 19, 2020