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Texas Tech Bellringer 

One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.
Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.
Texas Tech Bellringer by Mr. H December 27, 2007

Surprise Bellringer 

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

Dapto Bellringer 

A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.
Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer?

Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
Dapto Bellringer by MaccieG April 14, 2021

Texas Tech Bellringer 

A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.
Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!

Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer

bellringer 

A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.
I left a nice bellringer in the shitter for you to look at.
bellringer by tequiller January 2, 2007

cody bellinger 

Guy #1: Cody Bellinger is the left-handed messiah.

Guy #2: heard that!
cody bellinger by peytlurk September 13, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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