bellringer

A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.

I left a nice bellringer in the shitter for you to look at.

by tequiller January 2, 2007

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bellringer

bellringer:

Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's.

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A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend

Don't fart on me you bellringer

I punched that guy square in the nuts because he was a bellringer

by goivemaster July 9, 2004

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bellringers

Yours or someone other persons fingers.

Blast Iv,e just closed the door on a couple of my bellringers.

by Mr Bute November 14, 2007

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Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

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Dapto Bellringer

A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.

Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer?

Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.

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Texas Tech Bellringer

One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.

Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.

by Mr. H December 27, 2007

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