bellringer 

A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.

I left a nice bellringer in the shitter for you to look at.

bellringer by tequiller January 2, 2007

bellringer 

bellringer:

Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's.

Or:

A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend

Don't fart on me you bellringer

I punched that guy square in the nuts because he was a bellringer

bellringer by goivemaster July 9, 2004

Bellringer 

British robot who heals other robots to the point of them exploding, nullifying the heal.

Bellringer is easy as long as you bring unites.

Bellringer by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Texas Tech Bellringer 

One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.

Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.

Texas Tech Bellringer by Mr. H December 27, 2007

Surprise Bellringer 

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

Surprise Bellringer by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Dapto Bellringer 

A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.

Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer?

Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.

Dapto Bellringer by MaccieG April 14, 2021

Texas Tech Bellringer 

A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.

Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!

Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer

Texas Tech Bellringer by Johnny McDonald January 1, 2008