A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.
by tequiller December 30, 2006
bellringer:
Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's.
Or:
A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend
Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's.
Or:
A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend
by goivemaster July 09, 2004
by Mr Bute October 27, 2007
While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.
Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer?
Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
by MaccieG April 14, 2021
One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.
by Mr. H November 28, 2007
Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!
Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer
Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer
by Johnny McDonald December 06, 2007